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 • Eli Kimbell and Pirate Logic
The Bull and the Gazelle
 • Eli Kimbell and Pirate Logic
Collective Chaos
 • Eli Kimbell and Pirate Logic
Rise & Repeat
 • Eli Kimbell and Pirate Logic
The Bull and the Gazelle
Trauma is inevitable as death when the circumstances call for it.
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Eli Kimbell
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Pirate Logic
Rise & Repeat
Pizza delivery guys need more respect. They're the best velociraptor wranglers in the biz.
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Eli Kimbell
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Pirate Logic
Fuck a Blue Moon
Wasn’t even that interested in the first place.
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Eli Kimbell
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Pirate Logic
Collective Chaos
What does it feel like when the world ends? And how about when it starts back up again?
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Eli Kimbell
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Pirate Logic
Pirate University
This is a story that begins at a low point. All the fun ones usually do.
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Eli Kimbell
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Pirate Logic
Pirate University
Pirate University
An unlikely duo cut from the same cloth. 62 years of combined experience and counting, a few things to say, one family and three eyes.

Pirate University

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